Dip That Looks Gross But Tastes Fucking Great

I also made this a long time ago. For a while, this was basically my "thing". At parties, I'd make this dip and people would be very happy with it and so I'd make it some more and some more and eventually it escalated into a frenzy of tortilla chips and satiated (albeit guilty) bellies. Anyway, I haven't made it for a while so I don't remember much about the taste, just that it looked gross but was delicious anyway. So here we go. Good luck with my ambiguous portions and ratios of things.

Dip That Looks Gross But Tastes Fucking Great

You will need:

sour cream

mayonnaise

salsa (according to spicy tolerance)

salsa con queso (Tostitos brand)

shredded cheese mixture (of choice, but cheddar, monterey jack, and colby work great)

1/2 TBS lime juice

little bit of dijon mustard

tabasco sauce

Depending on how much you want, mix equal parts sour cream and mayonnaise, and about half the amount of salsa and salsa con queso. Add lime juice, dijon mustard, and tabasco sauce to taste. Mix well.

It should be a gross, sickly, chunky salmon colour at this point. Cover with shredded cheese to mask the unattractiveness. Add a dollop of salsa on top, surrounded by some olives and parsley to make it even prettier.

Best with Tostitos or other corn chips.